The Whirlwind Is In The Thorn Tree

Dear Big Guy

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:44:50 GMT

Dear Big Guy,
Why the fuck do you keep taking my friends who make this world awesome to live?
Dustin

Dear Dustin,
Cuz I needed to brighten this place up!
Big Guy

Dear Big Guy,
Now I feel kinda bad about wanting to kick the shit out of you. Only kinda bad.
Dustin

Did you know?

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:39:07 GMT

Did you know stabbing people is bad? Fuck me, someone should have told me a long time ago.

I think I am in trouble.

Guess I will have to switch to brain smashing. Messier but perhaps more satisfying.

Oh boy

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:07:43 GMT

Someday I can't get my heads right. Other days they really do look fantastic on my shelf.

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 03:23:00 GMT

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Freedom Was Crushed

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:24:20 GMT

Mao would state Outlaws of the Marsh also know as All Men Are Brothers and The Water Margin, helped to shape his vision of China.

I say Li Kui, The Black Whirlwind, would have taken his head.

Not An Occupation That Requires A W-4

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:38:27 GMT

Beating people to death with a baseball bat or giant frozen ham.

But I'm working with the IRS to resolve this.

Woot Pay Cuts All Around!

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Wed, 20 May 2009 21:58:23 GMT

I just took a pay cut!

Fucking love this company!
During my one on three meeting I voiced my displeasure. The HR person fired back with a classic line.

"Well do you wan't to fire 4 or 5 people to keep your wage as is."

Of course I replied, "Yes".

I would have fired the three other idiots in the room.

Pay cuts all around!

Dom Deluise Dead. Doh!

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Tue, 05 May 2009 21:38:23 GMT

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:56:55 GMT

In your face Jane Harman!

This Mo Fo Can LAY IT DOWN!

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:43:46 GMT

No Talent, No Humor, No Friends after this.

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:53:30 GMT

http://penguinandmonkey.stripgenerator.com/

I FOUND CHILITOS!!!

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:01:46 GMT

Ahh the yummy chili cheese burrito from Taco Bell has been missing for years due to the name they used.

Chilito.

Chilito is Spanish slang for Little Dick.

But was I so happy to find a local Tico Smell has these wonderful lil dicks!

Even ICP loves the Chilito.. Not sure if that's a great endorsement really, but it sure is funny. Fwd to 3:34 on vid below!

Justin! You need to book her!

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 17:56:07 GMT

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:05:51 GMT

Helio Gracie has tapped out.

MY 2 DOLLARS!!!

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 18:05:30 GMT

HEY MISTER, MY TWO DOLLARS!

Gōng Xǐ Fā Cái

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:30:29 GMT

Wishing you a prosperous New Year!

I Don't Know What the Fuck They Are Saying

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:41:13 GMT

But damn its fucking funny.

Brotha Charles vs Weng Weng

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:14:57 GMT

Now Brotha Charles takes no shit.

But he cant fade Weng Weng!!

Snow Fall

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:03:26 GMT

I have been in the Q, or ABQ, or the Querque, or Albuquerque as it says on the map for well over a year now. While I miss all my friends back home. Really when I say all I mean about a dozen people. You keep the list short in case you gotta move stuff..bodies...stuff. You don't want too many people asking what's in the large duffel bags, cuz then you need more. More friends and more duffel bags. Vicious cycle it is young padiwan.

Where was I? Oh yes the Q.

Well it has snowed in the Q, not a ton but enough to have fun, make snowmen and have the roads be icy. I really enjoy it. i mean Im walking around barefoot in shorts in the snow and loving it this AM. I used to really like to be a spider in the box, back in Phx. I loved the hot evil sun. Sweating it out in a dark little place was awesome. Now i don't miss it at all.

I am missing some friends though, but on the plus side i got some new duffel bags.

Oh for Mr. Bush.

2 Ex-cons Cooking!

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 14:40:04 GMT

Cook it up Biatch!

Das Über Nigga

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 02:36:22 GMT

But you can call me DÜNI!

Creepier then MJ

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:23:38 GMT

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 15:40:58 GMT

Love In This Club

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 03:26:02 GMT

Do you remember The Rockafire Explosion?

If I can be serious for a moment.

dustinmartinez316@hotmail.com — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:31:20 GMT

Posse Comitatus is dead! Protect and arm yourself!

http://www.armytimes.com/news/2008/09/army_homeland_090708w/