The Whirlwind Is In The Thorn Tree

Son hand me my axe I have Washington’s teeth to catch.

I Learned Something Today...
dustinmartinez
Socialism and Socialist is the new "N" Word!

I can't wait for Jay-Z to drop a new single about him and all his socialist!

Sup Socialist!

Dear Big Guy
dustinmartinez
Dear Big Guy,
Why the fuck do you keep taking my friends who make this world awesome to live?
Dustin

Dear Dustin,
Cuz I needed to brighten this place up!
Big Guy

Dear Big Guy,
Now I feel kinda bad about wanting to kick the shit out of you. Only kinda bad.
Dustin

Did you know?
dustinmartinez
Did you know stabbing people is bad? Fuck me, someone should have told me a long time ago.

I think I am in trouble.


Guess I will have to switch to brain smashing. Messier but perhaps more satisfying.



Oh boy
dustinmartinez
Someday I can't get my heads right. Other days they really do look fantastic on my shelf.

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dustinmartinez
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Freedom Was Crushed
dustinmartinez


Mao would state Outlaws of the Marsh also know as All Men Are Brothers and The Water Margin, helped to shape his vision of China.

I say Li Kui, The Black Whirlwind, would have taken his head.

Not An Occupation That Requires A W-4
dustinmartinez
Beating people to death with a baseball bat or giant frozen ham.


But I'm working with the IRS to resolve this.

Woot Pay Cuts All Around!
dustinmartinez
I just took a pay cut!

Fucking love this company!
During my one on three meeting I voiced my displeasure. The HR person fired back with a classic line.

"Well do you wan't to fire 4 or 5 people to keep your wage as is."

Of course I replied, "Yes".

I would have fired the three other idiots in the room.


Pay cuts all around!

Dom Deluise Dead. Doh!
dustinmartinez

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dustinmartinez
In your face Jane Harman!

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