Dear Big Guy,
Why the fuck do you keep taking my friends who make this world awesome to live?
Dustin

Dear Dustin,
Cuz I needed to brighten this place up!
Big Guy

Dear Big Guy,
Now I feel kinda bad about wanting to kick the shit out of you. Only kinda bad.
Dustin

Did you know stabbing people is bad? Fuck me, someone should have told me a long time ago.

I think I am in trouble.


Guess I will have to switch to brain smashing. Messier but perhaps more satisfying.

Someday I can't get my heads right. Other days they really do look fantastic on my shelf.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Mao would state Outlaws of the Marsh also know as All Men Are Brothers and The Water Margin, helped to shape his vision of China.

I say Li Kui, The Black Whirlwind, would have taken his head.

Beating people to death with a baseball bat or giant frozen ham.


But I'm working with the IRS to resolve this.

I just took a pay cut!

Fucking love this company!
During my one on three meeting I voiced my displeasure. The HR person fired back with a classic line.

"Well do you wan't to fire 4 or 5 people to keep your wage as is."

Of course I replied, "Yes".

I would have fired the three other idiots in the room.


Pay cuts all around!

In your face Jane Harman!

Ahh the yummy chili cheese burrito from Taco Bell has been missing for years due to the name they used.

Chilito.

Chilito is Spanish slang for Little Dick.

But was I so happy to find a local Tico Smell has these wonderful lil dicks!


Even ICP loves the Chilito.. Not sure if that's a great endorsement really, but it sure is funny. Fwd to 3:34 on vid below!

Wishing you a prosperous New Year!

But damn its fucking funny.

Now Brotha Charles takes no shit.



But he cant fade Weng Weng!!

I have been in the Q, or ABQ, or the Querque, or Albuquerque as it says on the map for well over a year now. While I miss all my friends back home. Really when I say all I mean about a dozen people. You keep the list short in case you gotta move stuff..bodies...stuff. You don't want too many people asking what's in the large duffel bags, cuz then you need more. More friends and more duffel bags. Vicious cycle it is young padiwan.

Where was I? Oh yes the Q.

Well it has snowed in the Q, not a ton but enough to have fun, make snowmen and have the roads be icy. I really enjoy it. i mean Im walking around barefoot in shorts in the snow and loving it this AM. I used to really like to be a spider in the box, back in Phx. I loved the hot evil sun. Sweating it out in a dark little place was awesome. Now i don't miss it at all.

I am missing some friends though, but on the plus side i got some new duffel bags.

Oh for Mr. Bush.

Cook it up Biatch!